MELONS, bazookas, TNT (two nifty tits), knockers, hooters-whatever name one calls them, women's breasts have become a source of fascination and fantasy for a lot of men.
To be blunt about it the obsession with breasts starts at the onset of puberty.
More likely than not this is one of many causes for "morning wood" or "wet dreams" for every young, healthy male.
Working as a plastic surgeon like any profession has its ups and downs.
The downside consists of, but is not limited to, fewer clients, rising bills and a growing list of complaints over botched work from nasty and highly demanding clients.
The upside however compensates for these daily trials and vexations of the spirit. Such fringe benefits include a large, well-paying clientele, respect among one's peers and a chance to get intimate with some of the loveliest ladies this side of the planet.
Even though the idea of fashion for the average gum-chewing, sports-loving man is about as alien as seeing Clint Eastwood dance the lambada, most women are not losing hope.
For, they reason, somewhere along that pinkish, cobbled matter of his called the brain lies something that closely resembles a faint fashion sense.
EVER wonder how you can play the dating game despite a thinning hairline?
Though there is this rumor that women look at the shoes first before looking all the way up it is generally unfounded.
Having accepted the reality (see dating and hair loss strategies one to three for the post mortem) that your hair is going north instead of south what's a guy to do to make it special for his girl on their date?
A good conversation is said to spell the difference between a good date and a great date. Let's face the facts: Women speak 25,000 words as compared to 23,000 words for men in a single year.
And a good sense of humor is always ranked among the top 10 qualities women want in men.
And unless you're a pantomime or Jim Carrey the only way to make that girl smile and swoon is through a good conversation.
So how does one make good conversation? First, being a good observer is a plus point.
Just avoid making snide comments that focus on a person's disability, misfortune or religious and social beliefs. You want to make good conversation not start a debating club.
The second and obvious choice would be to pick up on common interests like a hobby or a job. That's why co-workers tend to gravitate easily towards each other more than if they were complete strangers.
Then again seeking dates with an unwilling female employee may land you a sexual harassment or stalking case.
That also occurs when you dish out some uninvited compliments but in case of a date it helps your cause tremendously. Moderation is key here.
It also helps to distract your date from your receding hairline if you share with them some personal stories to break the ice and encourage her to do the same.
Again don't overdo it or she'll think you're a blowhard and so full of himself and leave before dessert arrives.
If you're that sincere in learning the art of conversation then do what dating website aish.com suggests and rehearse a conversation with a friend.
Until next time.
Dating is stressful enough without adding female hair loss to the equation.
Not only do you worry about what to wear, and what to say, but you've also got to worry about whether your hair loss is noticeable.
It can be a recipe for a night of disaster...but relax. We've got a few strategies to make your night a pleasurable one.
1) Acceptance: You have hair loss. There's no getting around this fact. But it is probably not as noticeable as you might think.
(One of the advantages of female hair loss over male hair loss is that the thinning of the hair is more evenly distributed making camouflage easier.)
And you might even be currently involved in a hair restoration procedure like Rogaine or Propecia.
But until those medications really start to kick in acceptance that you are not perfect, as much as you would like to believe the contrary, is your best bet for dating success.
2) Visualization: Visualization is a powerful tool that can be used to greatly reduce the stress of any situation.
There was a study a couple of years back that showed that high school basketball players who 'visualized' themselves shooting free throws improved at the same rate of players who actually practiced shooting free throws in the gymnasium.
The sub-conscious mind cannot distinguish between a visualized event and the actual event itself-so why not visualize yourself being comfortable, confident, and having a good time on your date.
Take just a few minutes imagining yourself acting exactly in the way that you would like.
Make sure to include all the visual details you can-this will make the visualization more effective to the sub-conscious. And then go have a good time.
'Trying' to be comfortable and confident will often end up with you being nervous and stressed out.
Visualize yourself succeeding and then let the sub-conscious take over. At least until your hair restoration starts to kick in.