Just Kidding

Friday April 21, 2006 in: Funny Pictures Tag(s):

Yours truly has been groggy these past few days, but I was able to come up with pieces of tips and advice that are surely filled with wisdom. Well at least at this rate, I suppose.

However, though these pieces of advice are created to help people realize things or gain a deeper perspective about certain issues, it is necessary for me to remind the readers not to take this so seriously.

Let's start the ball rolling.

Don't drink and drive. Drink with friends and sleep right away, instead. Yeah, the age-old warning is still very true. To avoid unnecessary accidents and mishaps, it would be better to spend the night with friends after a long, satisfying rounds of gulp-down sessions. These evidences would prove just how safe the night would be if you follow such advice.

Be a gym buff. Get rid of those flabs by signing up for a membership in a nearby gym. If you think going to a gym takes a lot of effort, think again. You can find a gym that would make you a lot comfortable than usual. Take a look at this gym for instance. Working out has never been this good eh? I bet they have high-tech stuff inside that would let you do a thousand crunches with no sweat.

You've got to be kidding Accept criticism gracefully. It gives you a lot of benefits. Not only personal or professional growth, but also cold cash. But of course, not that much though. Still, it's a very good thing isn't it?

Act in moderation. Be careful not to overdo your diet regimen, or else you might fall into the extreme, and couldn't anymore resist the temptation of eating so much like what this guy does. Not a pretty sight, right?

Be happy with 'your size'. Not all girls like nine-inchers. Instead of daydreaming about big pricks, or spending huge bucks for enlargement techniques, why don't you improve your sexual skills? With a sleek tongue and the right strokes, you can drive a woman crazy and they will soon forget about dicks as huge as this.

Encourage someone today. Yeah, do this especially to those you really don't like such as chain smokers who willfully and graciously share their nicotine-laden-and-foul breaths in public or in your face. Give them what they want. This one would surely lighten up their hearts. "Fire-up their lungs" is I think more appropriate though.

Finally, follow these tips. Those who don't are bound to look like this.

Just kidding.