This is not exactly news, as this story about musical breast implants came out sometime in October last year. But I couldn't resist commenting on it simply because it is amusing as it is fascinating.
The article says that in 15 years or so, breast implants containing computer chips that could store an MP3 player and the wearer's entire music collection could be available in the market. Everything would be controlled by a panel on the wrist, and a signal would be relayed to headphones.
Another amazing thing about it is that it may also help warn wearers about certain medical conditions such as blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
I was just wondering, why stop at headphones? With headphones, only the wearer would enjoy the music. What about her partner? I suggest a built-in speaker, or a signal that could be picked up by an external speaker. That way, everyone can dance to the music coming out of a woman's breasts.
Just kidding, but should the breast implants' inventors entertain that crazy idea, that would definitely change how things happen in the bedroom.
Imagine your girlfriend doing a striptease to the sound of Kellis' "Milkshake" blaring out of her breasts. And when you finally get down to it, some mood music from Kenny G.