MELONS, bazookas, TNT (two nifty tits), knockers, hooters-whatever name one calls them, women's breasts have become a source of fascination and fantasy for a lot of men.
To be blunt about it the obsession with breasts starts at the onset of puberty.
More likely than not this is one of many causes for "morning wood" or "wet dreams" for every young, healthy male.
That's because the sight of a young well-endowed female with flowing hair, beautiful face, augmented breasts and slim hips and legs is more than enough to send the average Joe to an impromptu meeting with Mr. Fingers.
Never mind the various reports and studies made by psychologists and sex therapists attempting to explain or discount the possibility of male fascination with the female breast.
According to one study entitled "The Naked Ape" by zoologist Desmond Morris the male fondness for the female breast began during the evolution from ape to man.
He said it began when female apes displayed their arses upwards to indicate they're ready for sex.
With apes later evolving into bipeds (as postulated by Charles Darwin, natch) to become human, breasts have assumed the function of mating that asses once did.
Maybe that explains why there's such a thing as anal sex.
In any case yet another study entitled Patterns of Sexual Behavior by Cllelan Ford and Frank Beach it was mentioned that plumpness was more valued as an attractive female quality among ancient tribes than big breasts.
But then again that probably explains why there are less of them tribes hanging around and more modern men roaming around the world looking for women with big boobs.
And not a few of these girls can be found dollying up their fleshy honkers at a plastic surgeon's clinic. Ah, the wonders of science indeed.