Working as a plastic surgeon
like any profession has its ups and downs.
The downside consists of, but is not limited to, fewer clients, rising bills and a growing list of complaints over botched work from nasty and highly demanding clients.
The upside however compensates for these daily trials and vexations of the spirit. Such fringe benefits include a large, well-paying clientele, respect among one's peers and a chance to get intimate with some of the loveliest ladies this side of the planet.
Yep, you read it right. For those who watch that plastic surgeon TV melodrama "Nip Tuck" or HBO's autobiographical film "Breast Men", you all saw how those plastic surgeons got hot and heavy with some female clients.
And there is little reason for them not to get intimate since they're working on women's breasts.
For that matter, most doctors, even dentists, are exposed to the tendency of being intimate with their female patients-with the notable exception of brain surgeons.
And whether they be upgrades (breast augmentation)
or downgrades (reduction) women's breasts can make even the most blase' and objective male surgeon go misty-eyed and sweaty in heat--even if the airconditioning's on high.
And not a few women patients are also turned on by the whole process. If you happen to be that hunky male plastic surgeon would you-or do you want to blame them?
In one particular scene in "Breast Men" a sexy woman patient moaned when David Schwimmer's plastic surgeon character gently outlines with his hands the curves of her mounds to show how he can make her breasts bigger.
With a sigh and smile in her face the woman patient, who looked like she had a most enjoyable sleep the night before, asked Schwimmer's doctor character. "Can you do THAT again?"
Oh-la-la-la. More on this next time.